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Ask Beuma Dean

Advice, Answers, and Quotes from Miss Know-It-All.

This journal may contain adult concepts.

Created on 2008-11-29 04:48:24 (#17324085), last updated 2008-11-30

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Basic Info

Name:	Beuma Dean, aka "Miss Know-It-All"
Birthdate:	04-23
Location:	Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Website:	Tags

Bio

BEUMA DEAN

I'm an advice columnist. I'm older than you. And I'm probably smarter than you.

Ask me questions and I'll give you answers. But they may not be the answers you are looking for. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.

I'm cantankerous and pessimistic; I like to mock, snark, and tease. Yes, I take getting used to, but after a while, you'll like me.

Here I will post:
-Answers to other users' burning questions.
-Random advice that may or may not mean anything.
-Quotes and sayings that I find appropriate.
-Other things I feel are worthy of posting.
-Horoscopes. MAYBE. On occasion I fill in for the regular horoscope writer.

Want to ask me a question? Find out how here.

ABOUT ME

Full Name: Beuma Dean
Nickname: "Miss Know-It-All"
Height: 5' 1"
Weight: 135 lbs
Age: Older than you.
Birthdate: April 23rd
Eye color: Brown
Hair: Brown
Marital Status: None of your business
Hometown: Sin City
Residence: A house.
Parents: Yup, got 'em!
Siblings: None worth mentioning.
Pets: 2 cats, Archimedes and Boudica.

BACKGROUND/HISTORY

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DISCLAIMERS

NOTES & CREDITS

Beuma Dean is an original character without fandom. She can probably participate in just about any fandom out there, if she so desires. Don't let her crankiness bother you, she'll warm up the more she gets to know you, and then she'll be your best friend.

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